LONDON - Britain's own hero of liberty, the Crusader, battled hand to hand with the Nazi's armored weapon the Iron Cross.
It was a cataclysmic battle high above the rough seas of the Channel but the Crusader proved no matched for the Nazi's death machine. The Crusader plummeted to earth defeated while onlookers watched helplessly.
"Just as you're worthless icon fell at my had," shouted the Iron Cross over a type of built-in loudspeaker. "so shall your weak allied forces fall before the might of the new Reich!" He then flew off back towards the occupied mainland.
The Crusader was rescued by sea and appeared to be battered and bruised but his fighting spirit was strong as he vowed to face the Iron devil once again.
